Fuming over lunchtime nudity

It seems a few people are up in arms cos some fit bird got her tits (and a whole lot more, apparently) out at lunchtime yesterday - all on the pretext of teaching people to draw.

Model, Kirsten Varley, whipped up something of a frenzy, by adopting a variety of nude poses on Channel 4's 12.30 offering, Life Class. Some viewers were quick to dub it pornography (I ask you!) Apparently (according to The Sun) writer, Punteha Yazdanian, 23, who watched the programme from her sick bed fumed, "It nearly gave me a relapse."

Little tip here, love, in future, keep the remote closer to you.

Two observations: (and I'm not meaning to be smutty, honest.)

1) I'm bloody furious, because, while the posse of po-faced miseries were enjoying a rant over a naked woman intruding on their cheese and pickle toasties, I was distracted by several Loose Women on the other channel and missed the event completely.

2) All we got to draw in art class at senior school was bowls of fruit and copper kettles, not fit-looking women like Ms Varley. Boo-hoo. Maybe if we had I'd have achieved an 'A' grade instead of a 'B+', eh, Mr Hind?

'Must pay more attention in future, Jordyn!' - (to the TV listings.) Now, where have I heard those words before . . .?