Fiddler in the Roof

Aishatu Ishaku, the Holloway inmate on remand for fraud, who was thought to have escaped by tagging on the back of a visiting church group, has been discovered hiding in the roof space of the prison's pottery classroom.

Not sure what's more embarrassing for the jail - for her to have actually legged it - or the umpteen staff checks, employment of sniffer dogs and scrambling of a helicopter, which occurred following Ishaku's vanishing act.

Clearly the sniffer dogs warrant further investigation. They can't all claim to have been overcome by a bout of hay fever, surely.